1 00:00:02,691 --> 00:00:04,181 So, Mac, what's news? 2 00:00:04,726 --> 00:00:08,526 "Tornado rips up Nebraska trailer park." 3 00:00:08,697 --> 00:00:11,564 Those things always head straight for the trailer parks. 4 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,334 Why do you think they call them mobile homes? 5 00:00:17,605 --> 00:00:19,505 Uh... Mobile homes. 6 00:00:22,510 --> 00:00:25,570 Hey, Dan, you know, I know it's tough, but try to have a heart. 7 00:00:25,747 --> 00:00:28,910 Come on, I read the same story. Nobody was hurt, right, Mac? 8 00:00:29,084 --> 00:00:33,180 "No injuries. Hundreds left homeless." 9 00:00:33,355 --> 00:00:35,152 There. Happy? 10 00:00:36,358 --> 00:00:37,382 Hi, guys. 11 00:00:37,559 --> 00:00:38,651 - Hi, judge. - Hey, Harry. 12 00:00:38,827 --> 00:00:42,524 Hey, you wanna wad this stuff up? We could have a giant spitball fight. 13 00:00:44,232 --> 00:00:47,565 - Is that the stuff you have to review? - About one one-hundredth of it. 14 00:00:47,736 --> 00:00:49,829 I'm gonna spend the next nine hours... 15 00:00:50,005 --> 00:00:52,997 ...going over the thousands of bail reports I approved this year. 16 00:00:53,174 --> 00:00:55,768 Wait. You mean, you're not gonna be our judge tonight? 17 00:00:55,944 --> 00:00:58,913 No, you got a replacement coming in from the Brooklyn court. 18 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:01,810 So, what are you guys gonna do without me, huh? 19 00:01:22,704 --> 00:01:27,107 Well, I guess some of you will think of something. 20 00:02:16,691 --> 00:02:20,957 I'll give them 15 seconds to start breathing again. 21 00:02:21,696 --> 00:02:24,358 Then I go in after her. 22 00:02:31,873 --> 00:02:34,273 Thank God nobody was hurt. 23 00:02:35,009 --> 00:02:36,442 Are you still married? 24 00:02:37,078 --> 00:02:38,443 She passed away. 25 00:02:38,613 --> 00:02:39,739 Great. 26 00:02:41,116 --> 00:02:43,448 I mean, the way you're taking it. 27 00:02:43,618 --> 00:02:45,347 You get over things. 28 00:02:45,954 --> 00:02:48,616 Not all the time. 29 00:02:53,261 --> 00:02:56,059 We can handle this alone, thank you. 30 00:02:56,831 --> 00:02:58,765 Is there some place we could talk? 31 00:02:58,933 --> 00:03:00,730 This is a big building. 32 00:03:01,336 --> 00:03:03,600 I'm a big boy. 33 00:03:04,139 --> 00:03:07,336 That's how Frankie used to talk to Annette. 34 00:03:07,509 --> 00:03:11,206 Selma, aren't you gonna introduce us to your? 35 00:03:11,379 --> 00:03:14,746 Oh, I'm sorry. This is Marty Ratner, everybody. 36 00:03:14,916 --> 00:03:16,406 - Hi. Hi, Marty. 37 00:03:16,584 --> 00:03:17,983 We didn't mean to gawk... 38 00:03:18,153 --> 00:03:20,986 ...it's just that we weren't aware that Selma was... 39 00:03:21,556 --> 00:03:23,649 Alive? 40 00:03:24,058 --> 00:03:25,923 I was gonna say "involved." 41 00:03:26,094 --> 00:03:28,221 Remember our last date? 42 00:03:28,396 --> 00:03:34,164 Yes. You picked me up at 7:20 in your tan Buick. 43 00:03:34,335 --> 00:03:36,895 We had wine, lobster... 44 00:03:37,071 --> 00:03:41,599 ...and danced until 3:45 in the morning. 45 00:03:42,010 --> 00:03:43,307 Well, isn't that...? 46 00:03:43,478 --> 00:03:45,742 Almost interesting. 47 00:03:45,914 --> 00:03:47,176 We think so. 48 00:03:47,348 --> 00:03:49,407 It was 45 years ago. 49 00:03:49,851 --> 00:03:52,684 Let's go someplace where we can catch up. 50 00:03:52,854 --> 00:03:53,878 I'm all ears. 51 00:03:54,055 --> 00:03:57,183 That's not the way I remember it. 52 00:03:58,693 --> 00:04:01,184 Good evening. I'm Arnold Koppelson. 53 00:04:01,362 --> 00:04:04,923 - You must be our man from Brooklyn. - And you must be Judge Harold Stone. 54 00:04:05,099 --> 00:04:08,626 - Wild guess? - I never guess, I just knew. 55 00:04:08,803 --> 00:04:10,896 I hope you people realize how lucky you are... 56 00:04:11,072 --> 00:04:13,370 ...to be working with a man like this. 57 00:04:14,175 --> 00:04:16,905 We often hear of your talents in the Brooklyn court. 58 00:04:17,078 --> 00:04:20,138 So I consider it a privilege and an honor to sit on your bench... 59 00:04:20,315 --> 00:04:21,612 ...even for a brief session. 60 00:04:21,783 --> 00:04:23,978 Well, I'll see you all in the courtroom. 61 00:04:26,387 --> 00:04:30,016 He was really shoveling it fast and furious, wasn't he? 62 00:04:30,425 --> 00:04:33,553 Well, now, Dan, maybe he was sincere. 63 00:04:33,728 --> 00:04:37,357 Sincere? He made Harry seem like the Second Coming. 64 00:04:45,740 --> 00:04:50,768 An unassuming little burgundy you might find amusing. 65 00:04:53,348 --> 00:04:56,249 Red with Jell-O? 66 00:05:00,054 --> 00:05:03,751 - So that was your third husband. - Yes. 67 00:05:04,692 --> 00:05:06,853 But the one you left at the toll plaza... 68 00:05:07,028 --> 00:05:08,086 Number five. 69 00:05:09,264 --> 00:05:11,664 I thought five was the contortionist. 70 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:13,095 Oh, that was Phil. 71 00:05:13,268 --> 00:05:15,759 The one who drove with his feet? 72 00:05:15,937 --> 00:05:17,461 He ate with them too. 73 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:22,674 I stayed away from carnivals after that. 74 00:05:23,311 --> 00:05:24,335 All rise. 75 00:05:26,047 --> 00:05:28,208 Criminal court part two is now in session. 76 00:05:28,383 --> 00:05:30,351 The Honorable... 77 00:05:31,252 --> 00:05:33,846 ..."Arnold Koppelson"... 78 00:05:34,555 --> 00:05:36,284 ...presiding. 79 00:05:36,924 --> 00:05:38,186 You may be seated. 80 00:05:40,828 --> 00:05:43,319 Oh, and, bailiff, may I just say... 81 00:05:43,498 --> 00:05:46,433 ...that having a presence as strong as yours in the courtroom... 82 00:05:46,601 --> 00:05:48,193 ...is reassuring, to say the least. 83 00:05:49,270 --> 00:05:51,738 - Thank you, sir. - Your welcome. 84 00:06:00,415 --> 00:06:03,111 - Here's tonight's docket, sir. - Oh, thank you. 85 00:06:03,284 --> 00:06:04,751 What a pleasant man. 86 00:06:04,919 --> 00:06:07,945 Yeah, I don't trust him either. 87 00:06:08,456 --> 00:06:10,651 People v. Milo Wright. 88 00:06:10,825 --> 00:06:12,986 - Your Honor, Mr. Wright was arrested... I... 89 00:06:13,161 --> 00:06:16,028 I read your report, Mr. Fielding. I know all about it. 90 00:06:16,197 --> 00:06:18,495 - Merely trying to be helpful, sir. - No need. 91 00:06:18,666 --> 00:06:20,361 Your sense of accuracy is uncanny... 92 00:06:20,535 --> 00:06:22,901 ...and your attention to detail is extraordinary. 93 00:06:23,071 --> 00:06:26,097 It virtually jumps off the paper. 94 00:06:27,508 --> 00:06:29,567 Uh... W-w-well, thank you, sir. 95 00:06:29,944 --> 00:06:32,708 And you say you're only an assistant DA, huh? 96 00:06:33,314 --> 00:06:35,680 You know, frankly, Mr. Fielding, that stuns me... 97 00:06:35,850 --> 00:06:39,980 ...but I'm sure it's just an oversight that will be corrected in the very near future. 98 00:06:40,154 --> 00:06:42,213 Your Honor, I... 99 00:06:43,124 --> 00:06:45,115 ...love you. 100 00:06:52,533 --> 00:06:53,557 Yeah? 101 00:06:55,703 --> 00:06:57,762 Your Honor, I need your help. 102 00:06:57,939 --> 00:07:01,466 - Things get a little backed up in there? - Heck, no, we had dinner break. 103 00:07:02,410 --> 00:07:04,401 - Already? - Harry, this guy is amazing. 104 00:07:04,579 --> 00:07:07,412 We practically finished the whole docket. 105 00:07:07,582 --> 00:07:09,413 But you said you needed my help? 106 00:07:09,584 --> 00:07:11,347 Oh, yeah. 107 00:07:11,819 --> 00:07:14,310 Would you get this knot out for me? 108 00:07:15,356 --> 00:07:17,551 Sure, that's what I'm here for. 109 00:07:18,926 --> 00:07:21,156 - Yeah? - A two-hour dinner break. 110 00:07:21,329 --> 00:07:23,593 - Can you believe it? - I got time to get some jogging in. 111 00:07:23,765 --> 00:07:25,824 - Pshew. Hi, Harry. - Hi. 112 00:07:26,534 --> 00:07:30,095 So Mac says things are going okay? 113 00:07:30,271 --> 00:07:31,295 Smooth as silk. 114 00:07:31,472 --> 00:07:34,930 It's amazing how fast things go when there isn't so much goofing off. 115 00:07:36,544 --> 00:07:40,913 I mean, of course, goofing off in a professional sense. 116 00:07:42,316 --> 00:07:45,342 - There you go. - Well, thank you, sir. 117 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:46,544 Sure. 118 00:07:46,721 --> 00:07:48,712 If you need anything else, I'll be here. 119 00:07:48,890 --> 00:07:51,324 Stapling things to my face. 120 00:07:51,492 --> 00:07:54,359 Well, you have fun, sir. 121 00:07:56,230 --> 00:07:57,254 Your Honor? 122 00:07:58,266 --> 00:08:00,166 Oh. You're busy. I'll be back later. 123 00:08:00,334 --> 00:08:04,327 No, come on in, Selma. We were just discussing Judge Koppelson. 124 00:08:04,505 --> 00:08:07,235 Aw. What a sweetheart, huh? 125 00:08:07,775 --> 00:08:11,233 Sounds like you're headed for a gang hug. 126 00:08:11,746 --> 00:08:13,714 Go on, tell them. 127 00:08:14,081 --> 00:08:15,639 Tell us what? 128 00:08:15,817 --> 00:08:18,479 Oh, listen, it's starting to sound like a big deal. 129 00:08:18,653 --> 00:08:19,915 It's no big deal. 130 00:08:20,087 --> 00:08:21,281 What isn't? 131 00:08:21,456 --> 00:08:24,050 I'm going to Florida and shack up with Marty. 132 00:08:25,593 --> 00:08:26,958 You're getting married? 133 00:08:27,495 --> 00:08:30,692 She doesn't know what shacking up means? 134 00:08:31,799 --> 00:08:34,597 - Sir, we got a problem. - Mac, Selma's going to Florida. 135 00:08:34,769 --> 00:08:36,361 Be sure to hit Disney World. 136 00:08:36,537 --> 00:08:38,903 - Sir, I'm afraid this is urgent. - What is it? 137 00:08:39,073 --> 00:08:42,406 I just called a Brooklyn court to transfer a few grand jury felonies. 138 00:08:42,577 --> 00:08:44,477 Judge Koppelson needed more to do. 139 00:08:44,645 --> 00:08:46,044 From the sound of things... 140 00:08:46,214 --> 00:08:49,843 ...he should be able to clean up the national crime problem by dawn. 141 00:08:50,017 --> 00:08:52,110 Harry... - He's not using my gavel, is he? 142 00:08:52,286 --> 00:08:56,416 Harry, there is no Judge Koppelson in the Brooklyn court. 143 00:08:56,591 --> 00:08:59,492 There's no Judge Koppelson anywhere. 144 00:08:59,660 --> 00:09:01,127 He's a fraud. 145 00:09:02,363 --> 00:09:04,024 Oh, no, I don't believe that. 146 00:09:04,198 --> 00:09:05,597 That's incredible. 147 00:09:10,638 --> 00:09:12,731 I could have told you so. 148 00:09:17,345 --> 00:09:19,336 Yeah. Uh-huh. 149 00:09:20,781 --> 00:09:23,409 Okay, well, thank you. 150 00:09:23,584 --> 00:09:24,608 Any sign of him? 151 00:09:24,785 --> 00:09:27,219 - Dan took him out to dinner. - Really? 152 00:09:27,388 --> 00:09:30,653 Bull went to the local suck-up eateries to see if he could find him. 153 00:09:30,825 --> 00:09:31,883 Good thinking. 154 00:09:32,693 --> 00:09:36,094 Well, it turns out our Mr. Koppelson is with the Brooklyn court system. 155 00:09:36,264 --> 00:09:37,458 Then he is a judge. 156 00:09:37,632 --> 00:09:38,929 Then he is a clerk. 157 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:40,260 - A clerk? Mm-hm. 158 00:09:40,835 --> 00:09:42,666 In the Records Division, for 35 years. 159 00:09:42,837 --> 00:09:45,499 And he's got a good record, but he's got no law degree... 160 00:09:45,673 --> 00:09:47,038 ...and no college education. 161 00:09:47,208 --> 00:09:48,505 That's incredible. 162 00:09:48,676 --> 00:09:52,976 I mean, this guy just walks in off the street wearing a robe... 163 00:09:53,147 --> 00:09:56,776 ...plops himself on the bench, and everybody falls for it? 164 00:09:56,951 --> 00:09:59,977 - He must think you people are a bunch of... - Boneheads. 165 00:10:01,289 --> 00:10:03,917 Well, I can see that you're busy. 166 00:10:04,091 --> 00:10:07,117 I'll see you in the cafeteria, bunny rabbit. 167 00:10:08,062 --> 00:10:10,724 I'll count the seconds, tiger. 168 00:10:21,042 --> 00:10:23,840 Love can be sickening, can't it? 169 00:10:25,646 --> 00:10:28,046 Mac, go get me the cases that Koppelson ruled on. 170 00:10:28,215 --> 00:10:30,513 - All of them? - Well, how many are there? 171 00:10:30,685 --> 00:10:31,811 Eighty-four. 172 00:10:31,986 --> 00:10:33,544 In less than three hours? 173 00:10:33,721 --> 00:10:35,621 I'm telling you, Harry, the guy is... 174 00:10:35,790 --> 00:10:38,782 Amazing, incredible, the best. Yeah, I remember. 175 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:41,451 All right, I'm going. I'll help Mac with the cases. 176 00:10:41,629 --> 00:10:45,360 Right. Use a forklift if you have to. 177 00:10:50,104 --> 00:10:52,334 Well, where's my lecture? 178 00:10:52,506 --> 00:10:55,600 - Lecture? - About running off to Miami... 179 00:10:55,776 --> 00:11:00,804 ...with a man I haven't seen since the Louisiana Purchase. 180 00:11:01,449 --> 00:11:02,882 Selma... 181 00:11:03,050 --> 00:11:05,575 ...now, you know we all care about you. 182 00:11:05,753 --> 00:11:08,654 You can't walk in here and tell us you're moving to Florida... 183 00:11:08,823 --> 00:11:10,984 ...and not expect us to be concerned. 184 00:11:11,492 --> 00:11:13,016 Well, be quick about it, Harry... 185 00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:16,652 ...because I've got decades to make up for tonight. 186 00:11:17,732 --> 00:11:18,756 Selma... 187 00:11:19,133 --> 00:11:20,430 Save it, Harry. 188 00:11:20,601 --> 00:11:24,264 I'm cresting on a wave of love. 189 00:11:24,438 --> 00:11:25,700 That bad, huh? 190 00:11:25,873 --> 00:11:28,239 He makes my elbows sweat. 191 00:11:28,909 --> 00:11:30,672 I get the picture. 192 00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:33,271 Selma... 193 00:11:36,717 --> 00:11:37,741 ...be careful. 194 00:11:38,686 --> 00:11:41,348 Would I disappoint you? 195 00:11:47,028 --> 00:11:50,862 Hey, it could have happened to anybody. 196 00:11:52,266 --> 00:11:54,598 Judge Stone, your bailiff said there was a problem. 197 00:11:54,769 --> 00:11:57,465 I'm afraid there is, Arnold. Where did you find him, Bull? 198 00:11:57,638 --> 00:12:01,540 Dan's favorite restaurant, La Pretense. 199 00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:04,541 What the hell is going on? 200 00:12:04,712 --> 00:12:08,239 Bigfoot comes barging into the restaurant, practically drags us out. 201 00:12:08,416 --> 00:12:10,077 Why don't you tell him, Arnold? 202 00:12:11,652 --> 00:12:15,281 I talked to your supervisor. I know who you are. 203 00:12:17,425 --> 00:12:19,757 Who are he? 204 00:12:19,927 --> 00:12:21,087 Arnold? 205 00:12:24,198 --> 00:12:27,326 I'm a clerk in the Record Division over at Brooklyn court. 206 00:12:29,036 --> 00:12:31,334 A clerk? 207 00:12:31,906 --> 00:12:32,930 I'm afraid so. 208 00:12:33,107 --> 00:12:35,302 I promised you could be godfather to my first... 209 00:12:35,476 --> 00:12:38,036 ...and you're telling me you're a clerk? 210 00:12:38,212 --> 00:12:43,047 I suppose this puts our ski weekend in Vermont on the back burner, doesn't it? 211 00:12:49,223 --> 00:12:50,986 Lobsters and wine. 212 00:12:51,158 --> 00:12:53,092 What else? 213 00:12:58,666 --> 00:13:00,497 This is moving. 214 00:13:00,668 --> 00:13:01,760 Thank you. 215 00:13:01,936 --> 00:13:03,460 I meant the lobster. 216 00:13:05,773 --> 00:13:10,039 Julia taught me how to pack them live right from the dock. 217 00:13:10,211 --> 00:13:12,076 The cook is boiling the water. 218 00:13:12,747 --> 00:13:14,578 - Julia? - That's my wife's name. 219 00:13:15,282 --> 00:13:18,149 I brought them up from Florida with me on the plane. 220 00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:19,843 They got a window seat. Ha-ha-ha. 221 00:13:20,354 --> 00:13:21,844 A window seat. Ha-ha-ha. 222 00:13:22,923 --> 00:13:25,517 You were always a tough audience. 223 00:13:26,026 --> 00:13:28,290 So, what's the plan? 224 00:13:29,096 --> 00:13:33,999 We pack your things, we fly to Fort Lauderdale, we go crazy. 225 00:13:34,168 --> 00:13:37,695 I like it. Is your place near the courthouse? 226 00:13:37,872 --> 00:13:40,033 Maybe there is some job openings. 227 00:13:40,207 --> 00:13:41,674 Ha-ha. Job openings? 228 00:13:41,842 --> 00:13:45,608 Why on earth would you want a job? I've got plenty of money. 229 00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:48,146 It's not the money. I like to work. 230 00:13:48,716 --> 00:13:50,047 Julia never did. 231 00:13:50,417 --> 00:13:53,545 - Marty... - Excuse me, is this the Ratner party? 232 00:13:53,721 --> 00:13:54,745 Yes. 233 00:13:54,922 --> 00:13:57,015 I was told to play for two people in love. 234 00:13:57,191 --> 00:13:58,180 Enjoy. 235 00:14:02,830 --> 00:14:05,731 Wait, wait, wait a minute, there must be some mistake. 236 00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:08,334 I ordered a violin player. 237 00:14:08,502 --> 00:14:11,335 He had to cancel, so they sent me. 238 00:14:11,505 --> 00:14:13,336 Please don't ask me to leave. 239 00:14:13,507 --> 00:14:16,340 Everybody asks me to leave. 240 00:14:16,610 --> 00:14:19,807 If you ask me to leave, I'm going to take the elevator to the roof... 241 00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:22,278 ...and plunge to my death. 242 00:14:22,716 --> 00:14:26,379 Just make sure you take that with you. 243 00:14:27,454 --> 00:14:30,617 - Mister? - Well, I suppose it'll be okay. 244 00:14:31,325 --> 00:14:33,259 I owe you my life. 245 00:14:33,894 --> 00:14:36,522 Just keep it soft and romantic. 246 00:14:37,097 --> 00:14:38,121 Got it. 247 00:14:42,503 --> 00:14:44,994 Lovely. I mean that. 248 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,540 Listen, Marty. 249 00:14:48,709 --> 00:14:50,973 Hold it a minute, chucko. 250 00:14:51,612 --> 00:14:53,011 I'll tell you when. 251 00:14:54,215 --> 00:14:56,649 Selma, I know you've enjoyed your job up here. 252 00:14:56,817 --> 00:14:59,752 But why should you work when I can take care of you? 253 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:01,148 Julia never worked. 254 00:15:01,322 --> 00:15:04,849 What did she do all day, pack seafood? 255 00:15:06,126 --> 00:15:08,424 She used to knit me things. 256 00:15:08,596 --> 00:15:10,757 She made me souffl�s. 257 00:15:10,931 --> 00:15:12,455 Cleaned the house. 258 00:15:12,633 --> 00:15:15,966 She had aprons from all 50 states. 259 00:15:16,136 --> 00:15:18,400 Marty, listen to me. 260 00:15:18,572 --> 00:15:23,839 I don't knit, I don't cook, I don't clean houses. 261 00:15:24,011 --> 00:15:27,037 - That's why God gave us other people. - Ha-ha. 262 00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:30,178 Selma, you're a scream. 263 00:15:30,351 --> 00:15:34,913 Now, seriously, I know that you'll enjoy not having the grind of a daily job. 264 00:15:35,089 --> 00:15:37,319 Please, let me take care of you. 265 00:15:37,491 --> 00:15:40,756 Oh, and in return, I take care of you? 266 00:15:41,128 --> 00:15:43,255 Isn't that what love is all about? 267 00:15:46,533 --> 00:15:49,696 Not yet. Not yet. 268 00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:53,304 Sorry. The moment moved me. 269 00:15:55,009 --> 00:15:57,705 - Marty. - Yes, lamb chop? 270 00:15:57,878 --> 00:16:01,405 Marty, maybe we'd better hold off on that jet. 271 00:16:01,815 --> 00:16:03,646 What are you talking about? 272 00:16:03,817 --> 00:16:06,377 Sounds like dump city, pal. 273 00:16:06,854 --> 00:16:10,950 Leave or scarlet bellows will start to spread. 274 00:16:12,259 --> 00:16:15,387 My father made me take lessons. 275 00:16:15,562 --> 00:16:17,655 God will punish him. 276 00:16:22,636 --> 00:16:27,471 You had us, accomplished attorneys, practicing law in front of you... 277 00:16:27,641 --> 00:16:31,270 ...a clerk charading as a magistrate, for almost three hours. 278 00:16:32,246 --> 00:16:35,181 You have made a mockery out of this country's justice system. 279 00:16:35,349 --> 00:16:37,317 And you have nothing to say for yourself? 280 00:16:38,752 --> 00:16:41,084 I enjoyed the rack of lamb. 281 00:16:41,255 --> 00:16:44,190 I want it back. It's mine. 282 00:16:44,358 --> 00:16:47,691 Now, what is this nonsense about not going away with me? 283 00:16:47,861 --> 00:16:50,295 Listen to yourself, Marty. You don't want me. 284 00:16:50,464 --> 00:16:52,261 You want a domestic. 285 00:16:52,433 --> 00:16:56,233 What you and Julia had all these years was great. 286 00:16:56,403 --> 00:16:58,394 But it's not my kind of great. 287 00:16:59,306 --> 00:17:02,173 Selma, I never thought of you as a maid. 288 00:17:02,343 --> 00:17:03,901 I thought of you as a woman. 289 00:17:04,078 --> 00:17:05,511 I know, doll. 290 00:17:05,679 --> 00:17:10,116 But I just don't think I'm quite what you have in mind. 291 00:17:10,284 --> 00:17:12,479 You're used to something else. 292 00:17:16,357 --> 00:17:18,222 I guess I am. 293 00:17:18,392 --> 00:17:20,383 I always was a little helpless. 294 00:17:20,828 --> 00:17:24,628 You made the right choice in 1938, Marty. 295 00:17:24,798 --> 00:17:28,234 I'm sure I could bring myself to change a little. 296 00:17:28,402 --> 00:17:29,835 Maybe we both can. 297 00:17:30,004 --> 00:17:32,632 - Marty... - Did I mention the double gas oven? 298 00:17:33,073 --> 00:17:36,873 I use mine to dry my pantyhose. 299 00:17:38,345 --> 00:17:39,869 I see what you mean. 300 00:17:42,616 --> 00:17:47,144 Listen, I know how you all must be feeling, and I can't blame you for being angry. 301 00:17:47,321 --> 00:17:49,619 But I fully expected to go to jail. 302 00:17:49,790 --> 00:17:51,382 You knew this was gonna happen? 303 00:17:51,558 --> 00:17:54,288 Sure. I'm just surprised that I lasted as long as I did. 304 00:17:54,461 --> 00:17:57,919 - Well, why did you do it? - I always wanted to. 305 00:17:58,098 --> 00:18:01,556 Well, that's certainly stupid. 306 00:18:02,302 --> 00:18:03,667 No, not really. 307 00:18:03,837 --> 00:18:07,000 You see, I'm retiring next month. 308 00:18:07,374 --> 00:18:13,142 I used to sit at my little desk for 30 years while the judges came and went... 309 00:18:13,313 --> 00:18:16,441 ...night after night, watching and waiting... 310 00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:19,051 ...and dreaming that one day, I'd be up there myself. 311 00:18:19,219 --> 00:18:22,416 And then this afternoon when the call came for a replacement... 312 00:18:22,589 --> 00:18:26,616 ...it occurred to me that maybe this would be my last chance. 313 00:18:27,061 --> 00:18:28,824 Do you know something? 314 00:18:28,996 --> 00:18:32,397 Even now I get the feeling you're not the slightest bit sorry about this. 315 00:18:32,566 --> 00:18:34,534 - Well, I'm not. - Incredible. 316 00:18:35,069 --> 00:18:37,162 Why? I did a hell of a job. 317 00:18:37,671 --> 00:18:38,933 He's right. 318 00:18:39,807 --> 00:18:40,831 He is? 319 00:18:41,008 --> 00:18:44,466 As far as I'm concerned, yup. 320 00:18:44,978 --> 00:18:49,347 I would've made the same decision in virtually every one of these cases. 321 00:18:49,516 --> 00:18:53,714 Well, the prosecution did an excellent job. It made my work easy. 322 00:18:53,887 --> 00:18:55,184 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 323 00:18:55,355 --> 00:18:58,222 - Geek. - Bootlicker. 324 00:18:58,992 --> 00:19:02,359 Mac, I'll sign these myself later and then you can take them downstairs. 325 00:19:02,529 --> 00:19:04,121 I'll finish off the night. 326 00:19:04,298 --> 00:19:05,424 What about this guy? 327 00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:08,700 Oh, don't worry about me. I'm familiar with the prison system. 328 00:19:08,869 --> 00:19:10,632 I'll get along. 329 00:19:10,804 --> 00:19:11,896 Go home, Arnold. 330 00:19:15,242 --> 00:19:16,709 I beg your pardon? 331 00:19:17,177 --> 00:19:18,576 Go home. 332 00:19:18,745 --> 00:19:22,181 Putting you in jail is only gonna cost the city money for no reason. 333 00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:24,241 But I committed a crime. 334 00:19:24,418 --> 00:19:25,851 First offense, right? 335 00:19:26,353 --> 00:19:27,684 Well, yes, that's true, but... 336 00:19:27,855 --> 00:19:31,256 "He made a mistake, and based on my 30 years of experience... 337 00:19:31,425 --> 00:19:34,826 ...l'm gonna take a chance that he learned something from it." 338 00:19:35,729 --> 00:19:37,128 I said that, didn't I? 339 00:19:37,297 --> 00:19:39,629 Steven's case. It was a first offense too. 340 00:19:40,267 --> 00:19:43,395 Well, based on my two years of experience... 341 00:19:43,570 --> 00:19:46,801 ...l'm gonna take the same chance on you, Arnold. 342 00:19:46,974 --> 00:19:48,601 Now, go home. 343 00:19:52,846 --> 00:19:54,905 Thank you, Your Honor. 344 00:19:56,483 --> 00:20:00,476 Oh, just so you know, you really are big in Brooklyn. 345 00:20:01,588 --> 00:20:02,612 Arnold. 346 00:20:04,358 --> 00:20:06,223 You would've made a good judge. 347 00:20:07,161 --> 00:20:09,891 I was a good judge. 348 00:20:27,447 --> 00:20:29,415 - Hi. - Hi. 349 00:20:30,350 --> 00:20:33,046 I thought you might have thought things over. 350 00:20:33,654 --> 00:20:35,519 - I did. - And? 351 00:20:36,190 --> 00:20:38,681 Can you picture this body in an apron? 352 00:20:39,426 --> 00:20:43,590 No. But I can picture it without an apron. 353 00:20:44,531 --> 00:20:46,123 December 12th. 354 00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:49,326 The observation deck of the Empire State Building. 355 00:20:49,503 --> 00:20:51,232 Yeah. 356 00:20:53,574 --> 00:20:57,101 I think we were facing north. 357 00:20:57,277 --> 00:20:59,541 Listen, I want you to take this. 358 00:20:59,713 --> 00:21:01,806 It rowed up with the lobsters. 359 00:21:01,982 --> 00:21:04,450 "1938." 360 00:21:05,252 --> 00:21:06,913 It was a very good year. 361 00:21:08,755 --> 00:21:10,279 See you, Selma. 362 00:21:10,657 --> 00:21:12,318 See you, Marty. 363 00:21:19,433 --> 00:21:23,130 We held the record until the World Trade Center went up. 364 00:21:31,979 --> 00:21:34,777 - Hi, Selma. - Hi, Harry. 365 00:21:35,616 --> 00:21:36,640 What happened? 366 00:21:37,184 --> 00:21:41,746 We had some wine, killed some crustaceans... 367 00:21:41,922 --> 00:21:45,119 ...and then some guy played military music. 368 00:21:48,295 --> 00:21:52,561 - What about Marty? - It turns out he wanted somebody else. 369 00:21:54,234 --> 00:21:56,725 - I'm sorry. - No sweat. 370 00:21:56,903 --> 00:21:58,598 If you're interested... 371 00:21:58,772 --> 00:22:03,436 ...and if you're wondering if a heart can beat through nine presidents... 372 00:22:04,144 --> 00:22:07,841 ...six husbands, 45 springs... 373 00:22:08,348 --> 00:22:13,980 ...and still race at the sight of a tan Buick driving up the street... 374 00:22:14,154 --> 00:22:16,782 ...honey, I'm here to tell you it can. 375 00:22:23,397 --> 00:22:25,058 I'll bet it can. 376 00:22:25,232 --> 00:22:27,257 Oh, I've been through worse. 377 00:22:27,434 --> 00:22:30,631 Well, tonight, you'll be through better. 378 00:22:30,804 --> 00:22:32,931 Lets you and me go out after the session. 379 00:22:33,106 --> 00:22:34,300 Oh, don't worry about it. 380 00:22:34,474 --> 00:22:35,873 Come on, it'll cheer you up. 381 00:22:36,043 --> 00:22:38,068 Oh, seriously, I'm fine. 382 00:22:38,245 --> 00:22:40,543 Selma, you're not fine. 383 00:22:40,714 --> 00:22:43,308 Hi, Selma. - Oh, hi, Brent. 384 00:22:43,483 --> 00:22:46,646 - Pick you up at 11? - Sure. 385 00:22:47,554 --> 00:22:50,148 I'm looking forward to it. 386 00:22:55,862 --> 00:22:57,762 Your nephew. 387 00:22:58,231 --> 00:23:00,131 Your lawyer? 388 00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:02,632 Your nephew's lawyer? 389 00:23:02,803 --> 00:23:05,203 Your lawyer's nephew? 390 00:23:06,540 --> 00:23:08,440 Carpool? 391 00:23:09,176 --> 00:23:11,508 Insurance salesman? 392 00:23:12,512 --> 00:23:14,946 Bailiff trainee.